The Pun And Fun Of English...Find Time To Answer These

The Pun And Fun Of English...Find Time To Answer These

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1. If Poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

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2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

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3. Do Twins ever realize that one of them is "Unplanned"?

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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

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5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

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7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses.

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9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

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Still have time for fun..?

Let's try this

Six Great Confusions

Which are still unresolved

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1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,

but not in refrigerator?

4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

Well Try this now

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!

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тАвWonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

тАвWhy isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

тАвHow come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

тАвIf Money doesn't grow on Trees, how come Banks have Branches?

тАвIf a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

тАвHow do you get off a non-stop Flight?

тАвWhy are goods sent by Ship called CARGO, and those sent by Truck SHIPMENT?

тАвWhy do we put cups in the "Dishwasher" and the dishes in the "Cupboard"?

тАвWhy do Doctors "Practice" Medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

тАвWhy is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

тАвHow come Noses run and Feet smell?

тАвWhy do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

тАвWhat are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

We can never find the answers

Can weтЭУ

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